Thoughts of Our Newest Student on Their Best Day in Class

Essay day. I cannot wait to use my sneaky words as a key weapon toward an A. Clearly, my essay will remain the most valid and witty of all. Look at everyone. They all look so nervous while rummaging through their binders for paper. John is even informing Kelsey that she "needs to chill out." How pathetic. These students will not see what hit them after I recieve my 9+. Ms. Serensky will then feel the need to withdraw from her title as teacher. Wait, Iago, focus. Ms. Serensky remains the key obstacle toward achieving my success. I must "Observe her well" (3.3.198). She reminds me of myself. She and I smirk as we watch everyone pull out their hair. We both find the stress quite amusing. I wonder how I can persuade her to believe that I actually know what I am talking about in my essay and see truth in my words. I should start with begging or a simple: "My lord, you know I love you" (3.3.116).  After she sees I am looking out for the goodness of her, she will sway my grade in my favor and "all things shall be well" (4.2.169). My words will be the best way to win all that I desire. This truly is the best day of AP English 12.Evil Iago Smile